IMPORTANT NOTICE: For those of you coming for the Polytecnic Ibadan Clearance

For those of you coming for clearance....know how you'll dress o

Aso guards can use somebody to collect star o....they will just tell you to stay outside

The annoying part is..if you escape from the gate...and then queue for a long time inside the sun....and you na finally got the chance to be cleared inside...the people in charge of clearance too will pursue you outside ni....wasting all your efforts

So note this

1)For females..armless tops,short skirts and net/transparent blouses are NOT allowed...tight dresses or gowns are also not allowed in some instance

2)For guys....any form of crazy jeans is not allowed...even if it tears small...You won't be allowed to enter....wearing of socks on slippers/palms is NOT allowed...the socks will be seized.

3)For the clearance part..no excessive makeups for girls and excessive hair cuts for guys....those guys don't have joy o....especially those mummies among them....they won't consider the fact that you're inside the sun for 12 hours....they will send you out of the hall ni....and you might have to start all over again...except if you're lucky.

Pls don't Komman be forming Jagabans in school o....maintenance is NOT far from 1capp o and the mosquitoes lasan will reset your destiny...not to talk of the beatings from the oversabi officers

Lastly...Pls ensure to let this year's clearance to be interesting like last year's own...that they shot teargas and girls were doing fainting competition while guys were doing Usain Bolt challenge...let it be fun....buh if you're the reason the fun started...OYO is your case o!

Try and make friends as soon as you get to campus too esp with stalites...to avoid walking alone and becoming easy targets!

I welcome you to the only polytechnic in Nigeria that starts with the article "THE"!

Written by Aribisala Damilare John.

School official site: polyibadan.edu.ng